That's what you think [Caspian]

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You're a fraud and you know it, But it's too good to throw it all away

[/div]It was his fourth year - and his fourth roommate. Really, Benedict was slightly surprised he hadn't gone through more. He was hell in a handbasket as a roommate, untidy and obnoxious. The last one had held on a full year and a half, which was really something. He, of course, had given up just like the rest, resigned himself to losing the little game that Benedict played. It was a test of endurance, in a way - which side would break first? And the answer was always his roommate.

This time, though, he'd been outed - made to move somewhere else. It was a pain in the ass, and he'd sloppily shoved everything into two duffle bags before unceremoniously trekking to the next dorm. In a way, he almost pitied whoever his roommate was. Poor bastard. It wasn't hard to find the proper room since it was one of the first, and he didn't even knock - simply pulled out his key, shoved it in the door, and pushed inside. "Hey!" He called out without a bit of ceremony, largely disregarding his roommate as he strolled over, dropping the duffle bags on whichever bed looked more empty - that one had to be his, right?

No one would look at benedict and assume that he was rich. Not by how he dressed. He was dressed nicely, sure, but it wasn't exactly expensive stuff - the most expensive thing were his glasses, which easily cost a few hundred dollars, if you knew the brand. It was the hair that threw it off, really - dyed so the base was black even if the ends and top were blond. It wasn't exactly a classy style - more punk then anything. Really, he looked more like a showoff brat then a high society gentleman.

Anyone would do the same, You've got 'em going, And you're careful not to show it

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[caspian macbeth]

[atrb=valign, top][style=border-left:4px solid #993333; font-size:10px; line-height:13px; padding-left:8px; text-align:justify; text-transform:lowercase; padding-right:8px;]Caspian had become accustomed to having his own dorm. He had pissed of more than one of his dormmates last year, and they had all transferred out. For the most part, he was left alone. Although he preferred it to spending the nights with a possible homosexual, it did get lonely.. but he felt safe, at least. He had always felt safe in his dorm, always felt protected. He could close the door and relax, and know that no one would hurt him this time, not in this safe place. He was pulling his shirt onto his arms when the door opened with a very unceremonious 'hey' in a very distinctly male voice. A voice that was not Avery's. Caspian's head snapped up and he stared at the man that crossed his safety's threshold and dropped his bags onto the spare bed that he had largely ignored. He blinked once, then again. The.. what the fuck? This idiot wasn't going to.. he wasn't.. Fuck, no. Caspian stared at him, paling a bit and stiff, then with a draft, he noticed his shirt was still halfway undone. He shoved it onto his shoulders and gripped it at his chest. "Who the fuck are you?"[/style] [STYLE=font-size:10px; padding-left: 12px; font-weight: bold]words: 203 tags: benedict cumberbatch notes: >:C credit: template made by oxymoron! of btn[/style]

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You're a fraud and you know it, But it's too good to throw it all away

[/div]At the very least his bed was clean. Sometimes people got annoying and used free beds as storage space - in which case Benedict was generally happy to take their bed, since they'd so kindly hogged his. Not this time, though, and after a moment's thought, he shoved his bags off the bed and onto the floor, sprawling out on his bed. Not bad. "Nice place you've got here! Name's Benedict. They assigned you to be my roommate." How lucky for him. Little did Benedict realize that the people at the office had decided to stick the two worst offenders into the same dorm room. "Nice abs, by the way." They weren't even that nice - what mattered was that the guy was so obviously flustered, dragging his shirt down like that. It was a weak spot already, and Benedict was going to waste no time at all prodding at it.

"So, expect a mess but I'll try to keep it to my side, if there's a tie on the door it means I brought someone home, and if I cook you shouldn't eat it, because I like leftovers." That was living with him in a nutshell, with a fair helping of 'things that may annoy you' liberally applied.

Anyone would do the same, You've got 'em going, And you're careful not to show it

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[caspian macbeth]

[atrb=valign, top][style=border-left:4px solid #993333; font-size:10px; line-height:13px; padding-left:8px; text-align:justify; text-transform:lowercase; padding-right:8px;]What.. what did he just say to him? Nice.. what? Oh, God, they roomed him with some faggot! He kept his glare even with a widening of his eyes and he stared at him, shocked and rather defensive, but that was rather normal for Caspian. But the fag didn't even stop. He kept talking. A .. a tie on the.. meant.. ... but there were no.. Oh, god, no, he wasn't about to have sex with a boy in his fucking room! Safe place. Safe place, safe place, safe place! "I'm not gonna eat your fuckin' food." He snapped with a scowl. It could be drugged.. He couldn't risk it. "You're not having sex in this room. Go somewhere else, faggot." Please leave. Fuck, please leave. He'd never be able to sleep. He'll touch him. He'll fucking rape him in his sleep! Oh god, oh god, oh god! He wanted to punch his face in.[/style] [STYLE=font-size:10px; padding-left: 12px; font-weight: bold]words: 155 tags: benedict cumberbatch notes: >:C credit: template made by oxymoron! of btn[/style]

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[reit]

You're a fraud and you know it, But it's too good to throw it all away

[/div]The guys overreactions were priceless. He looked like a lime green circus clown had just wandered into his room by expressions alone. He looked so horrified - deeply shocked by the fact that he had a roommate at all, and it only got worse then Benedict commented his abs. It was all he could do to contain his endless grin as the guy got more and more worked up over nothing.

"Hey now, it's both of our room, now. So if I want to bring someone over, I get to bring someone over. Where the hell else would I take a date, hm?" Benedict stretched out on the bed once more, arching up with a little grin. "Just calm your perky little ass right down." No need to get worked up about that - it wasn't like Benedict actually brought people home all that often. More like never. "And I didn't say you would eat my food, only some people do. So I have to cover all my bases, got it?"

Anyone would do the same, You've got 'em going, And you're careful not to show it

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[caspian macbeth]

[atrb=valign, top][style=border-left:4px solid #993333; font-size:10px; line-height:13px; padding-left:8px; text-align:justify; text-transform:lowercase; padding-right:8px;]Ugh, this bastard needed out now, but he doubted the administration would grant his request for a transfer if he even put one in. Where would he go? No one wanted him.. which held a lot more truth than people probably thought. He curled his hand into a tight fist and ground his teeth. "You go to their fuckin' dorm, then." He snapped, though the thought itself was enough for a shudder. That was just.. disgusting! But then that ass comment. Nope, never sleeping again. "Faggot." He hissed, and he sat, very stiffly down onto his bed. Don't look at his.. fuck, get away. He hated this bastard already, and it'd hardly been a minute after he meet the fag. Why was this school crawling with them? He should have locked his door. Why the fuck didn't he lock his door? He could have avoided this damn thing.. except the bastard probably had a key. He grimaced.[/style] [STYLE=font-size:10px; padding-left: 12px; font-weight: bold]words: 157 tags: benedict cumberbatch notes: >:CC credit: template made by oxymoron! of btn[/style]

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You're a fraud and you know it, But it's too good to throw it all away

[/div]The very nice thing about living in a modern day, politically correct society was that it gave Benedict a whole number of options for dealing with people like Caspian. "So that's it, then? Homophobic? Afraid I'm going to touch your bum~?" Even when trying to be serious, he still sounded like he was teasing. "I can do what I want, when I want, and if you keep throwing around words like that, I'll report you to the administration and get your ass throw out." He wasn't sure if he actually would - getting someone expelled was a pretty serious thing, and Benedict, in truth, really didn't care all that much. He'd been called worse, after all.

"So you can just simmer the hell down." He commented, giving his hand a little wave. "I'll keep my side neat." Mostly. "And won't bring home too many guys." True for once. "And we'll get along just fine." Not likely in the slightest.

Anyone would do the same, You've got 'em going, And you're careful not to show it

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[caspian macbeth]

[atrb=valign, top][style=border-left:4px solid #993333; font-size:10px; line-height:13px; padding-left:8px; text-align:justify; text-transform:lowercase; padding-right:8px;]Fuck, yes, he was scared, but he tried not to show that. “I'm not afraid of shit; you're just disgusting.” And he hated it, and him, and everything, but he tensed more when he threatened to talk to the administration, and though Caspian had gotten in trouble before, threats for suspension were few and far between. He didn't worry too much, but he had to go to school. He had to.. had to show his dad he wasn't an idiot, that he could go to college, and everything.. he had to. He pursed his lips, kept his scowl, but he quieted, at least. He twitched when he even considered that they would get along. “Fuck off.” He'd shoot himself before he got on with such a sick freak, and a slut, too. The only moderately good thing about him was his use of the English language, but even that was getting annoying.[/style] [STYLE=font-size:10px; padding-left: 12px; font-weight: bold]words: 152 tags: benedict cumberbatch notes:>8| credit: template made by oxymoron! of btn[/style]

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[reit]

You're a fraud and you know it, But it's too good to throw it all away

[/div]Despite his constant insistence that he wasn't afraid, he so obviously was. He was one of those bastards who was so freaked out by gay people, he thought they were infectious or something. It was like he thought he was going to catch the gay if Benedict got too close to him. The joke was on him - Benedict wasn't interested in homophobic assholes. Not in the slightest.

He gave a little shrug at Caspian's response. "You still haven't given me your name. Can hardly go without doing your name? Otherwise, though, you can do what you want. If you want to be a grumpy ass, then that's your prerogative." He wasn't going to be picky on that, after all. If someone was going to be a dick to him, he wasn't going to force himself to endure them. They could go die in a fire.

"Otherwise, I plan to mostly stay out of the area." If his roommate was going to be foul, he wasn't going to stick around all that much.

Anyone would do the same, You've got 'em going, And you're careful not to show it

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